Read if you are dating a programmer (or if you are one?)

Boy (aka programmer): Hey honey, just off work. Heading home now.

Girl: Hey baby, on your way home, can you buy two kilos of apples? If you see watermelon, then buy one.

Boy: sure thing!

Half an hour later …

The boy shows up with one single apple in his hand.

Girl (looking puzzled): Hey baby, I said “two kilos of apples”, why did you buy only one?