Read if you are dating a programmer (or if you are one?)
Boy (aka programmer): Hey honey, just off work. Heading home now.
Girl: Hey baby, on your way home, can you buy two kilos of apples? If you see watermelon, then buy one.
Boy: sure thing!
Half an hour later …
The boy shows up with one single apple in his hand.
Girl (looking puzzled): Hey baby, I said “two kilos of apples”, why did you buy only one?